jim fucking carrey
jim fucking carrey
I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people
So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.
I WANNA BE A PRETTY GIRL WHO WEARS FLOWY DRESSES AND BOWS AND CUTE SHOES
BUT I ALSO WANNA BE A GUY WITH BUTTON UP SHIRTS AND FACIAL STUBBLE
BUT I ALSO WANT TO BE A PUNK GIRL WITH TEAL HAIR AND CROSS JUMPERS
BUT AT THE SAME TIME I WANT TO BE A GUY WITH BEANIES AND COMBAT BOOTS AND PIERCINGS
I just want to curl up and die because his hands can literally just wrap around her waist completely, that’s how small she is in comparison and it’s just so fucking cute I have a serious weakness for size differences in couples.
His thumb is nearly the same size as her fucking wrist.
This is killing me.
yeah but nobody is noticing the animation error where his finger phases through her waist
everyone’s noticed it, thats why there’s no reason to mention it anymore at this point. :/
Saw it in theatres and I cant unsee it but oh well. :P
Movie’s done, so hey, whatever, the scene’s still cute as fuck. XD
Hoooooly smokes. I hope no one got in trouble over that. That’s humiliating. OnO
oohhhh my gooooooood
OH MY GOD AHAHAHAHA OH NO
Does anyone know this person???
She’s stolen my fucking art, claimed it as her own and is entering it into a fucking contest.
This is the second time I’ve been told about this, but I can’t do anything about it because of her privacy settings…
there’s 10k of you here does someone know this person and could possibly request them to take it down? because UGH fucking art theft
*gasps* oh my god. i have to draw you
I’m so scared this isn’t even funny.
I can’t stop laughing
doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices